Sex and the Society : Funny Side Up !!!

...in our series  called USP: "Understanding Social Psychology "

Some quotes on sex....to drive home a point or two !

( courtesy : various internet sites )

A dirty book is rarely dusty.  ~Author Unknown

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.  ~Author Unknown

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.  ~Don Schrader

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.  ~Woody Allen

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope?  If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!  ~George Bernard Shaw

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words.  The G-spot is in the ears.  He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.  ~Isabel Allende

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.  ~Aldous Huxley

Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity.  With our education system?  If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about.  ~Beverly Mickins

Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires.  If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?  ~Richard Fleischer

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."

Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects." 

Les Dawson

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women." 

Bernard Manning.

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one." 

Woody Allen.

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.