A child should study for Masters
           For M Phil and PhDs

As he is the one who can
  Give some meaning to these degrees !

All married men should study
      For a regular bachelor’s course
 As they can learn up to a point
    .. but cram up things of course !

In the primary classes
     One should have over ‘fifty’
 As… they are the ones who need it
   And would not mind the heavy fee.

Now, for the kindergarten,
   The right stuff are those retired
 As these men need some fun
  ..songs and games.. to be inspired .

The whole outlook on education
    Needs a revolutionary U TURN
Each to his needs should be the aim
   Not  to his age, as is the pattern !

Or else we shall have
     The picnic as is now
.. those studying for Masters.. are slaves
     of who’s who… not of how ..

And the   blessed bachelor’s classes
    Are simply filled with fools
 …. Who have divorced all reason
      … only wedded to the rules !!!