Management Poetry

The entire business management has a single definition
                            ah ! it is the game of resource optimisation !

              now don’t laugh…don’t laugh…don’t get into fits…
               as optimisation is a fancy name for maximum profits

              Marketing and Finance…HR and Process
           are four functional areas… yes…more or less …

               Now marketing is defined as a management function                                  
                     where you maximise your money…as well as     
                                                        customer satisfaction !

                        Finance is the art of managing your money
           if you are weak in this….you’ll lose everything honey !

               HR is a new fad….but the same old Personnel function
            Hire , fire , retire , train , strain , retain …. what fun !

    Process or production  … a thing for quantitative brothers
          Linear programming , PERT ..and  fundas many others …

              but one thing to remind you…always about this:
                  is that real life is much diff. from any hypothesis

                     Hottest selling cakes in the marketing confection
            are the four Ps…Price , Product , Place  and Promotion

             In the modern mgt. jungle …rules apply …to a degree…
           You are a winner…. only if you devise a great U S P !

              So pull up your socks and be ready with your gun         
                    as essentially Management is about licking the             
                                                        competition !!!