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Posted on : 21/05/2009
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
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Posted on : 21/05/2009
A life history written by somebody else.
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| A Really Bad Day |
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Posted on : 21/05/2009
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even
thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could
solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on;
Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the
cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes
before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited
outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was
all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other
holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock
struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the
ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum
cleaner.
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Posted on : 27/05/2009
Biography
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Posted on : 21/07/2009
A
man calls his wife through an !dea mobile. But
the call goes to another woman. They
talked for hours, loved & got married.
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Moral: an !dea can change ur wife |
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