Slang Bang….2

If You…

Step on the gas…
     Put on the after burners
        Gun
          Or Rev Up ….

  Then this is indicating…
       That you are accelerating !!!

If you are…

 A fender bender
        A Calamity Jane
             Or a Butter Finger

    Then let this be known….
 That you are accident prone !!!

If you….

 Bring home the bacon
        Do the trick
             Score
 ….or Sew it up……

          Then you deserve a compliment….
             For your accomplishment !!!