School Ji…
Fools Paradise
Strict Rule District
Siberia


Dear School :


You sure have left a lasting impression on my mind !!!

Hope this letter finds you closed…..(For the summers at least ).

It has been years since I last saw you.
It is quite gratifying (annoying actually !) that your place has always been taken
by some other institution !

A few days back some  misguided mavericks came to see me….they wanted to DESCHOOL me…..But ….fortunately….owing to my family’s faith in you….and the whole hearted (blind ?) support of my neighbors….we shooed them off !

So how is the curriculum ?
Added any more subjects ? How is the library ?
Hope you are keeping it locked….It is getting a bit too windy…change of season !

Hope you have inoculated your teachers and children….to prevent any EXPOSURE…

Do you still go by the name …alma mater ….? (Quite a confusing name …eh ?)

How is business….Collected any more money for the building fund? It is quite a competitive business….what you have chosen….so be alert at all times….

Love to play grounds.

Always failingly yours,
Back Bencher