Dear Professor : Literally Different

Dear Professor

Prof. MAAN (Much Ado About Nothing)
Universal Futility
Very old Campus

Dear Prof:

I have been meaning to write a thesis for quite some time but simply could not find a suitable hypothesis. Hope you wont mind the delay !

Its been a long time since you lectured…. in your inimitable style….I mean the never ending dissertation that you would write so often. What is wrong ? Is the doctor sick or something ?

Still married to Academia ? She is a nice woman but fairly out of touch with reality !

I hear that you have started taking up Industrial Consultancy as well. Do your clients practice what you preach ? Incidentally, do you ?!?

I read a book recently …. written by some crazy FELLOW …that professes a ban on higher education. He claims that there is nothing high about it ! He further says that learning should be for the level headed. Have you read this trash ? Actually no one believes in what he is saying…but the book is a best seller !

My own submission is that academic book-man ship will never die. It shall thrive further. It does a great service for the humankind….It takes their thoughts away from the mundane realities of life !

Do you still despise your students ?

And… before I forget … Have you overcome your absent minded-ness ?

Love to Academia.

Bibliographically yours,

FOOT NOTE

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Added on: 12 Mar 2009

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