Dr. Know-All
Black Red Cross
Quick Money Avenue
How Split All

Dear Doc:

How is health?

Long time no prescription! I swear that I don't eat an apple a day. So what has kept you away?

How is practice? I am sure that you are not out of it. Keep it up all the time.  Practice is what makes a doctor perfect!

Hope you are figuring well on the 'health-scale'. They say, a count of 100 patients per day, at least, is a healthy level.

It is heartening to hear that heart ailments are on the rise. This silly old pump must have pumped-in a lot of cash for you guys. Even the virus seems to be on your side! Or do you call this phenomenon as doctor-friendly? Eh!

It must have been a great relief, as seasonal fluctuations have virtually disappeared from your business.

Have you geared your self up for AIDS? This one is a real big opportunity for you. Tie up with some American Company. And the result would be sheer MAGIC.

Do you still use the old fashioned BP measurement apparatus, or have you switched over to something more contemporary like MRI?

I am sending some patients to you. Hope I shall receive my referral fee as usual.

Do you still get impatient with patients?

Sickeningly,

Hypochondriac

P.S.  Please write legibly. I am no chemist !

From:
Hypochondriac
Nervous Square
Antibiotic Street
Living Hell