Detective Die-Hard
Sleuth Street
Red Herring Avenue
Whodunit Woods

Dear Detective :

We are clueless about your mysterious silence ! Please reconstruct the scene for us !!!

What is keeping you busy ? Still snooping around ? 

We hear from friends that you have a roaring business….keeping an eye on erring spouses !

But I have to say this much : You better keep an eye on your own better half for a change !….Haven’t you heard….charity ….as well as sleuthing… begins at home !!!

What is this new thing ….even children are commissioning your services ! To keep an eye on their parents ! What has this world come to ? What do they want … an eye for an eye ???

My advice to you…since you are an old friend….do not be a nosy parker…live and let live !!!

How is your wife ? Still suffering from compulsive paranoia ?

Are you simply a private eye for domestic cases or you take corporate clients as well ? Write soon if you do….as I have a lot of friends who would like to hire an able detective….to spy on their competitors !  They prefer to call such espionage expeditions as Marketing Research….so you better find an apt USP….if you want to take advantage of this opportunity !

Are you still lovingly called a mole ?????

Still having an affair with your secretary…..does your wife  not smell the rat….. ???

Take care……..

Lovingly,

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