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| Posted on 22/10/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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"What time does the library open?" the
man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in
the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in
before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
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| varun0710 |
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| Posted on 08/06/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| Posted on 08/06/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| Good Joke Zahid....
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| lhanaii |
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| Posted on 24/05/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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After retiring, I went to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt, revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me." Then she processed the Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about the experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too." * And then the fight started... |
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| zahid |
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| Posted on 12/05/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.
“Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
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| Posted on 04/05/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| Thanx For this Formatting Box. Please Provide Title Box , SO we can Put Our Title in appropriate Place.
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| Posted on 04/05/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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AMERICANS
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you
be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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| Siddiqi |
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| Posted on 28/04/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached
a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement
over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain
speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los
Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY G-D!" Silence
followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom
and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought
me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
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| Siddiqi |
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| Posted on 24/04/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that
he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends.
Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there. |
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| Posted on 17/04/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. |
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