| lhanaii |
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| Posted on 30/03/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| After twelve years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." |
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| lhanaii |
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| Posts : 27 |
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| Posted on 30/03/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| Handsomehunk, very funny and I like the one by Siddiqi too.....ha ha ha...lol |
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| Posted on 29/03/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha)
A poodle walked by and she says "Ill let one of you f*** me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence"
The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese"
She says "Nope that wont work"
The German shephard says "I love liver and cheese"
She says "Nope that wont work"
The Chihuaha says "Liver alone cheese mine" |
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| Posted on 28/03/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you." |
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| Posted on 28/03/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| Nice Joke Siddiqi... Thanxx for participating in my topic... And thanx to all my friends , who joined this topic... |
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| Siddiqi |
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| Posted on 28/03/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:
” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent." |
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| Posted on 27/03/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." |
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| Posted on 27/03/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....." |
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| Posted on 25/03/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says John. “He’s on my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks John if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,”How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around John, and says “Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?” John’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
John follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real b*tch tonight, John.” |
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| Posted on 25/03/2009 (2 Years ago) |
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| Thank's for Supporting me Friends.... |
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