| lhanaii |
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| Posts : 27 |
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| Posted on 26/06/2010 (1 Year ago) |
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>> An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
>> Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
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>> Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
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>> Older Woman: Oh, I see.
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>> Officer: Can I see your license please?
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>> Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
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>> Officer: Don't have one?
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>> Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
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>> Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
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>> Older Woman: I can't do that.
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>> Officer: Why not?
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>> Older Woman: I stole this car.
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>> Officer: Stole it?
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>> Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
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>> Officer: You what?
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>> Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if
>> you want to see
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>> The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car
>> and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the
>> car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his
>> half drawn gun.
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>> Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
>> woman steps out of her vehicle.
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>> Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
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>> Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
>> car and murdered the owner.
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>> Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
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>> Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
>> please.
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>> The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
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>> Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
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>> Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
>> The office is quite stunned.
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>> Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a
>> driving license.
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>> The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
>> hands it to the officer.
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>> The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
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>> Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you
>> didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you
>> murdered and hacked up the owner.
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>> Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. |
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