| lhanaii |
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| Posts : 27 |
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| Posted on 26/06/2010 (1 Year ago) |
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> During one of her daily classes, a teacher was trying to teach good
> manner. She asked one of her students the following question: 'Michael,
> if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would
> you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
> Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
> The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
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> What about you, Peter. How would you say it?
> Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
> be right back."
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> "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
> bathroom at the dinner table."
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> "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and
> show us your good manners?"
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
> have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
> get to meet after dinner."
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> the teacher fainted. |
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