| lhanaii |
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| Posted on 24/06/2010 (1 Year ago) |
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| Ha ha ha....that Pookie was really cleaning the hospital. |
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| Siddiqi |
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| Posts : 55 |
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| Posted on 21/05/2009 (3 Years ago) |
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even
thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could
solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on;
Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the
cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes
before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited
outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was
all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other
holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock
struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the
ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum
cleaner.
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| nehavats |
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| Posted on 13/04/2009 (3 Years ago) |
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| lol , Thats Really Bad day for that Guy... |
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| lhanaii |
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| Posted on 30/03/2009 (3 Years ago) |
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| A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." |
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